Catch up on TV bulletins
A nurse who trained in the 1960s turns to verse to ask her former classmates: “would you, for greater recompense, a life of nursing re-commence?”
Cast your mind back to the past,
And ponder this,
If you were asked,
(and please dont kid)
Would you do now
what we once did?
Would you, for greater recompense
A life of nursing re-commence?
Oh yes! Oh yes!, I hear you say!
For things are very good today!
The modern nurse, a slave no more
Has risen from the sluice-room floor!
She need no longer wipe and clean
And rarely is she ever seen
Giving bedpans on the dot
Or handing out a sputum pot-
No need to smooth a fevered head
Or feed a patient by the bed,
No need to give a vital drink
or comfort someone on the brink.
Of course no need to keep folk washed
All that frippery’s been quashed!
Bedsores! Hunger! Dehydration!
Dont complain- ungrateful nation!
For every nurse – a BSc
Fresh from university
Is trained with patient plans in mind
All on paper – think you’ll find –
So press the buzzer till you’re blue
They’ll never, never come to you!
And when you’ve cried and cried- then soiled
They’ll whine their breaktme has been spoiled!
Oh! Cynic,cynic,cynic me!
Where is that previous quality
That we could offer years ago
For half the kudos, half the dough?
But pause –
Should we really blame THEM,
These victims of poor teaching
Of politicians folly
And status over-reaching –
My question – could we nurse now?
What do you think you’d say?
Oh yes, I know, I thought so-
Thank you – NOT TODAY!
Written by Fran Deacon, 2011. Retired nurse, trained at Oxford’s Radcliffe Infirmary in 1961