Autumn 2018 press pack

You can tell when summer finishes. The temperature drops below 45°C, my local shop stops selling out of rosé, and the broadcasters roll out their big gnus. Only this year, the others may as well not bother, because look at the magnificent array of programming brilliance we’ve got for your autumnal enjoyment.

Oh, and we meant guns, not gnus. Who on earth would bring out big gnus in the autumn? If you see any gnus in the autumn, that’s fake gnus. Sorry. I’ll get my coat. Read the pack.