Forthcoming programmes for 2013 on Channel 4

The days are getting longer, the weather will shortly begin to turn balmier, there will soon be the scent of freshly cut grass and apple blossom on the warm evening breeze. Which is all well and good, if you like that sort of thing. Personally, we find all that daylight makes it harder to see the telly. Our advice? Brick up your windows, turn off all the lights, bolt the door, and set remoter controls to '4'. Here is a little taster of our forthcoming programming...