Highlights for Week 52 and Week 1

Whooo hoooo! We've gone to press with our Christmas schedules, which means that you can start planning your 96-hour non-stop Channel 4, brandy and Quality Street marathon now. (Other beverages and confectionaries are available, other channels are not).

If you want to have a sneaky peek at the highlights for the season, click here (week 52) and here (week 1) (registered users only).

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Right, that's another year completed on the site. I'm off to get royally hammered for the next four weeks. And when I say royally hammered, I mean so hammered that Queen Kate or whatever she calls herself won't be the only one hospitalised for excessive and constant vomiting. Wooooo, party time! Eh? What do you mean, we've still got three weeks of work before Christmas? WTBlinkiningF? Did the baby Joseph get born in a mangrove for nothing?

Happy Christmas!

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