Warning - site outage tomorrow (Weds) morning

Dear journalists, colleagues and, yes, dammit, friends,

It is with a heavy heart that we have to tell you that the press site will be unavailable to all users tomorrow morning (Wednesday 20th June)between 7am and 8am. This is so that we can make some important changes to the site. Changes that could very easily alter your entire understanding of the universe, and enable mankind to discover the secrets of our very existence. (Though, in truth, they are changes that most of you probably won't even notice).

Anyway, we are very sorry. We know it's press day, and it's one of the busiest times of the week on the site. And if we could possibly do it any other way, we would, but apparently it has to be this way. You'll never know how sorry we are. You couldn't even guess at it.

If you're really angry about this, please watch this baby sloth video before complaining to us. It might help.

Your loving website editor