Cheltenham Festival guide

Honestly, these racing types. They're getting ideas above their station. Just because they occasionally get dressed up for Ascot, walk past the royal box, and once had a Pimms next to the queen's cousin, they think they're something special. Now, apparently, just putting up information on our crummy old website is too pedestrian for them. They want it in a nice, shiny pdf format. So here is a guide to the Cheltenham Festival, live on Channel 4 this March. Click on the link below. Harrumph!