Christmas 2015 highlights

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a partridge in a pair tree. Seriously weird gift. I mean, who DOES that? I wanted some DVDs, maybe some booze, and a double-size statue of myself – the usual stuff. So obviously we broke up. It’s sad, but on the plus side, I can spend the entire festive period nestling in front of my favourite channel. (Fortunately, this is also the one that employs me…)

Here’s the skinny for ya, peeps…